monday
after a holiday
there are many of us who, today, will have the unending desire to tell someone, somewhere to bugger off.
I have that desire but even more desirable to me would be to call in pissed off @ monday:
" hello boss I won't be in today i had a great thanksgiving vacation and I am pissed off at mondays. Yes boss, mondays in general and specifically, today, this day, this monday" "No I don't think I will be coming in and you cant actually make me, firing me wont make me come in It will just cause you to find someone else to do what I do for you" " good luck with that" "let me know if you fill that slot, if not I will see you